I have this theory about mini-muffins…. They are about 100% more fantastic than regular sized muffins. Lets look at the facts:
- mini-muffins are small, bite sized, and non-committal.
- regular muffins are large and involve at least a half-hour of commitment, in which the participant usually has at least one guilty thought such as ”I should be eating an apple instead”
- mini-muffins are free
- regular muffins are not
- mini-muffins get to have a hyphen in their title
- regular muffins have no outstanding marks of any kind in their name
- mini-muffins make people happy
- I guess regular muffins could do that too. Foiled again.
Well, for the most part, mini-muffins are pretty super.
so there.
Yesterday was a really great, much needed get-down-with-the-fam time. Will explain in more detail later!
P.S. I’m at work. It’s 7:41 AM. I’ve been here for an hour and a half and just had my first customer. yay Labor Day!
lurves.
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Regular muffins do not take half an hour they take like 5 mins max! you just eat so slow that my raw saliva could digest food faster then you eat.